how [not] to take a walk

Beautiful day. Stroller, leash, big hill. Walk slow, soak in.

Pause for usual business, brake on, tidy up even out here. Steaming pile halfway bagged – Oh shit – stroller starts to roll.  [Keep clutching undesirable bag] drop-leash-grab-stroller-seize-dog-by-collar  ---- Breathe.

Tie bag. Grip stroller and leash with white knuckles. Laugh. Keep going.

Dog poop on my skin but I've got us all in hand.